Dutch

Love or Hate them.

The Netherlands & The Dutch Culture

“I Hate the Dutch” John Dowie

I Hate the Dutch lyrics

[Lalalala - Dick van Dyke]

I’m a British Tourist and I’m very, very rude.

 I hate the foreigners

 hate their stinking food

 I don’t like French or Germans

 I don’t care for Belgians much

 But worst of all worst of all

 I hate the Dutch

The Dutch, the Dutch

 I hate them worse than dogs.

 They live in windmills

 and mince around in clogs.

 They don’t have any manners

 They don’t say ‘thanks’ or ‘please’

 all they eat is tulips

 and stinking gouda cheese…

I’m a British tourist with a countenance severe

 I love to strike the foreign type

 And box their poxied ears

 But there’s one woggy dago

 I cannot bear to touch

 The slimy crawling

 stench appalling

 snotty grotty Dutch

The Dutch are mad

 Their fingers stuck in dikes

 They use the wrong side of the road

 And ride around on bikes

 They don’t have any manners,

 don’t have any brains.

There’s only one race worse than them

 and that’s… THE DANES!