CHOCOLATE MUSIC

Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites

 A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl

 Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon

 Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

 They're big and salty and brown

 If you ever need a quick pick me up

 Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls

 Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

 Suck on my chocolate salty balls

 They're packed vitamins

 And good for you, so suck on balls

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate

 And a half a cup of brandy

 Then throw in a bag or two of sugar

 And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet

 'Cause I hate when my balls stick

 Then preheat the oven to threefifty

 And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

 They're big and salty and brown

 If you ever need a quick pick me up

 Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls

 Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

 Suck on my chocolate salty balls

 They're packed full of goodness

 And high in fiber, so suck on balls

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?

 It smells like somethings burning

 Well, that don't bother me none

 As long as I get my rent paid on Friday

 Baby, you better get back in the kitchen

 'Cause I got a sneak suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls

 My balls are on fire, come on

 My balls are burning, gimme some water

 Pour some water on 'em, o goodness

 Blow on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

 They're big and salty and brown

 (They're on fire baby)

 If you ever need a quick pick me up

 Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls

 Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

 (Put 'em out, blow on 'em)

 Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls, baby

 Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls

 Woo, woo, suck on my balls

 (Blow, blow, blow)